Toilet Tales
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A2 Part 1/2 I made an emergency run to a McDonald's toilet in Italy. Mid-session, realized there was no toilet paper. #TravelIST

RT @rgandhi90: @bijoyv A2 This one from one Okhil Babu to Indian Railways, never fails to crack me up #TravelIST https://t.co/lr046cv2PA

replying to @Living_Escaping @Living_Escaping @bijoyv @openroadb4me A1. Oh definitely. Shall be the cleanest as well! #travelist

replying to @rgandhi90 @rgandhi90 @asoulwindow @Living_Escaping @bijoyv @openroadb4me Twice I’ve shared a toilet with snakes. Once a Malab… https://t.co/9RzlzabHQR

replying to @bijoyv @bijoyv A 2 Was unable 2 shake hands with Modi partly due to @Buoyantfeet & partly due to loo emergency Read here… https://t.co/pPMrYPzZ9Y

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@bijoyv @Living_Escaping @openroadb4me Hello Everyone!
Tweeting from Gwalior
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A2 Part 2/2 Had to call @bsfralic and have him steal some TP from the women's restroom to bail me out. Good times! #TravelIST

replying to @Living_Escaping @Living_Escaping @bijoyv @openroadb4me A1. One of the first things I check before locking in the stay/room. Not tha… https://t.co/QxWK4bmxyF

replying to @ankit1989 @ankit1989 @bijoyv @openroadb4me Hey Ankit! Give us the low down on Gwalior Toilet Tales! #TravelIST

replying to @bijoyv @bijoyv Okay, now THAT was a frickin funny pun! Nearly choked ;) #TravelIST

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@bijoyv A2 My cousin accidentally dropped his phone in India Rail toilet and lost. Train was running so fast.
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RT @bijoyv: Q2 Your favourite travel toilet tale - one you've seen, heard or been through. Share and be relieved! #TravelIST Reply w/ A2…

A2:My all time fav toilet horror is of a lady who had half her bum bitten off by a saltie in N. Andamans in a creek… https://t.co/xCLedahvHM

replying to @orphean_warbler @orphean_warbler o.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'll never poo again! #TravelIST

replying to @ankit1989
@ankit1989 Well, things run faster than trains inside Indian Railways toilets. They're a class apart. Even in First Class
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replying to @bijoyv @bijoyv When I was a kid, I left my sister in the bathroom stalls when a lady ran in and proceeded to throw up in t… https://t.co/ZCfI497L36

replying to @junkkDNA @bijoyv 2/2. hv to per like every 10 min. Go in open. Ladakh teaches you survival of the fittest #travelist

replying to @rgandhi90 @rgandhi90 @bijoyv That's cause his name is Toilet Paper ;) #TravelIST

replying to @NewYorkHabitat @NewYorkHabitat @bijoyv Good instincts ;) Mediocre loyalty! hahaha #TravelIST

replying to @orphean_warbler @orphean_warbler Lost her crack in the creek, eh? #TravelIST

replying to @asoulwindow @asoulwindow @bijoyv Completely loo emergency dude. No blame on me 😂 #TravelIST

replying to @bijoyv @bijoyv A2: The time a spider jumped from the wall into my trousers (gathered at my feet) in NZ. I leapt out of t… https://t.co/Olc1BKglPP

replying to @openroadb4me
@openroadb4me Yeah, since then I have always been wary of crocs in Andamans
Better safe then with a sorry half bum #TravelIST

Q3 The most shameful, desperate thing you've done in a public toilet. GO! #TravelIST Reply w/ A3
@bijoyv @living_escaping
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replying to @orphean_warbler
@orphean_warbler Shit, no! That's a load of croc(k)!
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replying to @Pugdandee @Pugdandee @rgandhi90 @asoulwindow @bijoyv @openroadb4me Oh dear! Horrifying. They must truly get in the way of the viping! #TravelIST

replying to @openroadb4me @openroadb4me @bijoyv Hahaha it was too gross to stay! Sorry not sorry.....😂 #TravelIST

RT @openroadb4me: Q3 The most shameful, desperate thing you've done in a public toilet. GO! #TravelIST Reply w/ A3
@bijoyv @living_escapin…

replying to @bijoyv @bijoyv Damn it! I just cracked a similar joke. All the good puns are taken. #TravelIST

RT @rgandhi90: @bijoyv A2 This one from one Okhil Babu to Indian Railways, never fails to crack me up #TravelIST https://t.co/lr046cv2PA

replying to @HHLifestyleTrav @HHLifestyleTrav @bijoyv I would leave too. spiders are a no-no 🙅🙅♂️ #TravelIST

replying to @HHLifestyleTrav @HHLifestyleTrav @bijoyv At least it was NZ and not OZ! Oz, just about everything is poisonous #TravelIST

replying to @bijoyv @bijoyv A2 That would be when I looked up one time and saw this fella looking at me. #TravelIST


RT @Buoyantfeet: @asoulwindow @bijoyv Completely loo emergency dude. No blame on me 😂 #TravelIST

I missed the first 2 questions coz I was on the phone - the other person has verbal diarrhea, just went on n on n on 😆#TravelIST

replying to @openroadb4me
@openroadb4me @bijoyv @Living_Escaping A3 A lot...why should I reveal here? :p
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A1 : But the scariest of all #TravelIST #ToiletTale are sharing your loo with a Large Resident Spider the width of a tea saucer 😐

RT @Pugdandee: @bijoyv A2 That would be when I looked up one time and saw this fella looking at me. #TravelIST https://t.co/U7E5qefVFS

RT @openroadb4me: Q3 The most shameful, desperate thing you've done in a public toilet. GO! #TravelIST Reply w/ A3
@bijoyv @living_escapin…

A3 I desperately needed TP but there was no clean TP left. No alternatives. Just a bin full of used TP. I did what had to be done #TravelIST

replying to @openroadb4me @openroadb4me @bijoyv @Living_Escaping A3 I barged in when there was a queue #TravelIST go first apologize later

replying to @ankit1989
@ankit1989 @openroadb4me @Living_Escaping You'd better. Or we'll come and find out! :)
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replying to @ankit1989 @ankit1989 @bijoyv @Living_Escaping Shits and giggles? #TravelIST